Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Top 10 Things I HATE About Thailand

Steph and I were beach bums for about two weeks. We went to Koh Chang for New Years for a few days then went to Koh Kood for a week. I can't take it here anymore. I'm coming home early.


Waking up to rolling waves hitting unscathed white sand beaches makes me want to harm young children.


And I swear if I have to go to another waterfall I am just gonna lose it on a litter of puppies.


Canoeing through a river in a mangrove-clad jungle just aint what it used to be.


See these puppies. I hate 'em.


A beautiful woman to pass the time with. ehhh...whatever.


Staying at some tropical island beach resorts for next to nothing? What do I look like? An idiot?


Snorkeling? Who needs it? Why do I want to look at some flashy self-absorbent fish?


All I wanna do is take a damn hot shower.


So that's it for me. I'll see all of you back home in a couple weeks. Thanks for nothing Thailand.

-L